Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...