Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...