Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...