Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...