Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...