What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...