What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...