Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.