Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...