What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!