Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...