Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...