Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...