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Slow Bicycle race
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
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Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
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Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.