Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...