Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...