Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...