Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...