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At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...