Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...