Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...