Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...