Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...