Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...