More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...