Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Two Canadian Seasons
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Where is my goat?
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Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
10 things men know
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
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A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...