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The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
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A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
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What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Training the blonde
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Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...