The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...