The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...