Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...