Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...