Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
More Redneck Clues.
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...