With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...