A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
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A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
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ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
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Army general at Christmas
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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
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