Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...