The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...