Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...