BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...