Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...