Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...