State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...