Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!