What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
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Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
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Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
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Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...