Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...