If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...