Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...