New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...