Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....