Don’t say this to a cop
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A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
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A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...