Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...